Branding Ring

NO CHEATING

Worried about your spouse slipping off the wedding ring and cheating on you? Put this in the last-resort category: A ring that leaves the words "I'M MARRIED" embedded on the flesh of your finger.

   In the old days, a creative cad could simply remove his ring before heading out on the town. But this band is engraved on the inside, so an imprint on the skin is made after the ring is worn for a while. (pics)

 

   Cost of the titanium ring: $550.

   If you can’t afford that you can just slap a shock collar on him right after the wedding vows.

   --If you have to resort to this, it's probably already too late for your marriage. (Like they say, if you can't be trusted without a ring, you can't be trusted with one.)