Jarniganisms.... April 6, 2010
Tiger Woods took questions from reporters for the first time yesterday and was apologetic, contrite and humble. It's believed to be a strategy adopted by Woods to get him more ofthe babes.For the last 70 years, airline pilots haven't been able to fly if taking antidepressants. Thatban has now been lifted. The airline industry said customers shouldn't have any concernsbut recommend if flying make your seatbelt is securely fastened.On this day in 1882 Jesse James was shot in the back and killed for a $5,000 bounty.Just imagine what Sandra Bullock would pay for that today.Scientists in Africa say they've found the Missing Link - although some are skeptical andsay it sounds more like a public relations stunt for announcing a new cast member to nextseason's "Jersey Shore".Maybe progress isn't always so good. Just imagine how much less texting we'd havetoday of we were still were using those rotary cell phones.For whatever reasons, Nicholas Cage has given his thinning locks a Britney Spears stylebudget weave. He says it's for a movie role. From looking at it, we say it's to illicit sympathyfrom IRS.